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Jousting cock

When a dominant male fucks you with his penis whilst running toward you, penetrating so deeply your insides never stop being unbearably sore.
“My boyfriend swiftly shoved me against a wall and fucked me good with his Jousting Cock.”
by SpaceJamIsMyGay January 6, 2018
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Cock Sucker

A person who perfers oral instead of anal or “regular.”

Or a term used when in road rage.
*a car cuts you off*
Fucking cock sucker, use yourdamn turn signal!”
by Squad2k18 January 11, 2018
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Cock Sucker

by Dumb ass bitch hoe May 3, 2018
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Cock Holster

Rough slang for another man's lips - referring to them as accommodating a penis as a holster does a pistol. Thought to have originated in military boot camp.
"Hey - you better snap that cock holster shut before I shut it with my boot!"
by Sergeant Shank March 27, 2017
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cock emoji

The almost universal cock emoji is the 🍆..
The most famous cock emoji is the 🍆.
by Tricky. April 6, 2017
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Cock Block

Your Parents, If you're Indian.
My Mum is Such a Cock Block , That she's going to make me Die A Virgin
by That Chubby Lil Fella April 8, 2017
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Schrodinger's Cock

When you don't know for certain if that person has a penis or not until you see the person naked.
Guy 1: Wow look at her, I'd like to go with her to bed!
Guy 2: Watch out man, remember: Schrodinger's Cock.
Guy 1: Oh, right.
by Klunsgod April 17, 2017
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