dirty mexican cum blanket

that blanket someone gives you when you're staying over their house on short notice. it's usually smelly, itchy and looks like someone bought it at a garage sale for $2. in most cases you'd rather use your sweatshirt as a blanket and freeze to death before cuddling with this rag

friend: "here's a pillow and blanket dude" *pulls nasty blanket out of closet*
you: "thanks man" *throws blanket on the other side of the room after first touch* "no way am I sleeping with a dirty mexican cum blanket..."

by xtinuhhh August 22, 2011

double barreled cum gun

A sexual maneuver where the male is receiving oral sex from a female with a cleft palate. Since there's a naso-oral communication, the male can shoot his sperm out of her nose from the inside-out, making it appear that she just shot out a double-barreled snot rocket.

After pulling off the double barreled cum gun, I asked her if she wanted a Kleenex.

by Clefty the Lefty January 4, 2008

rhino cum blast

this is just a person that is a load that should have been swallowed and is busted as sin

the most annoying fuckin doosh bags on this planet is a prime example of a rhino's cum blast

by sal February 3, 2004

cum guzzling gutter rat

A said female that is loose in the vagina, and the pants fall off with ease. Must be a little less than a lady. Also enjoys guzzling the cum out of any thing with a penis.Other requirements the said female must have child before the age of 18, and enjoy

Joshua sessions dated Alex Moch for a said period of time. HE soon realized that he was better than her. So now he refers to her as a cum guzzling gutter rat.

by johnny abu .u December 24, 2009

cum crusted cunt licker

Someone desperate enough to lick a slut who still has dried stuff from the last guy that did her.

That guy was so drunk last night he became a cum crusted cunt licker and doesn't even remember it...

by John Doe two point O March 17, 2008

Chi Town Cum Shot

right before you are about to cum, tell the bitch to kneel in front of a fan, then blow your load into the back of the fan and watch it spray all over that ho!

Let me borrow your fan so i can give this chic a Chi Town Cum Shot

by Eddie, 47, TYO, Eazy-E January 5, 2009

Fat ice Cum balls

It is when you eat HARD ice and you almost Cum because of it.

Ooh no i almost just did a FAT ICE CUM BALLS im sad

He he he haw

Nigger

by Cum_Boy911 April 22, 2022