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Bro promise

A promise that no matter what you can not break it. It is used to tell the truth and if some one uses it you have to tell the truth or else you not a bro
Person 1:I got head!
Person 2: no ways, bro promise?
Person 1: ok nah I lie🤣
by A lekker gent November 20, 2021
mugGet the Bro promisemug.

Bro-fliction

Find the definition of "bro" and this person is the one always seen wearing some sort of MMA t-shirts (afliction, archaic, tapout). The shirt size is usually a SMedium, one shirt size too small.
Bro-fliction is looking large and in charge today, looks like he needs a protein shake.
by BigShotCalla May 24, 2010
mugGet the Bro-flictionmug.

Bro to Bro

Bro to Bro is the deepest commitment/ the deepest promise you can make, this cannot be broken. you can ask someone to say "Bro to Bro" or say something "Bro to Bro", stronger then saying "on god" or any other ones. If someone you know says something on Bro to Bro it is to be instantly accepted, without a doubt, until proven wrong. SHOULD IN NO WAY BE OVERUSED FOR DUMB THINGS
Sep: "Sven say Bro to Bro you didn't take my phone"
Sven: "Bro to Bro I dont have it"

Sep: "okay"
by boedhoebekk February 28, 2024
mugGet the Bro to Bromug.

bro-job

Brojob

/bro-job/ verb

Is the practice of giving & recieving platonic deep head for all ya homies, regardless of the gender or sexual orientation

(See also - homie head or jo- blo
Jo-blo is handin out a bro-job to all interested in some relaxed homie head
by ÐØЛƓ_ɀᎥllค... May 14, 2025
mugGet the bro-jobmug.

SMASH BROS

When two men have a threesome with a female they form a special bond and thus become SMASH BROS forever more
Kinda regret that threesome with Nikki I mean yeah she's hot AF but now Ted and I are SMASH BROS for life especially after locking eyes a couple times during FML
by Professor Sequoia February 12, 2023
mugGet the SMASH BROSmug.

National Dick Day Bro

Today you HAVE to send your bro a dick pic and they have to send back.
by Big_Dick_Bro April 28, 2023
mugGet the National Dick Day Bromug.

theo bro

It’s supposed to be a pejorative similar to “gym rat” or “gear head” where the person is considered too engrossed in the “hobby” of theology to have a healthy perspective.
Those theo bros don’t respect my feelings about Jesus because they worry too much about hermeneutics.
by jpsixsmith March 19, 2023
mugGet the theo bromug.

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