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Sex God

by Mommy's dead baby November 23, 2021
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god pass

Holy shit we got the god pass, we can go wherever we want, we can go on stage and fondle Kanye’s balls if we want”
by Liskrocks August 5, 2018
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technological act of god

If a gamma ray burst or solar flare is not to blame for an information systems failure(s) that no geek on this earth, working or idle, can possibly explain.

The event shall not be considered a 'true' TAOG unless an electronic payment system failure results in thousands or perhaps millions of individuals being catapulted into economic catastrophe.
Debtor "My pay wasn't direct deposited because of the (blank) crash and they can't cut me a cheque because they only do direct deposit"

Creditor "By saving a year's worth of take home pay as an emergency fund you would'nt be in this situation now would you.

Save money and think positive and stuff like this wouldn't happen to you. It is what it is - a technological act of god"
by holland.paul.5150 February 28, 2017
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God

A falsified leader of a religion that ultimately lead to the death of more people than any existing war.
“God” is kind of a dirtbag if you think about it
by Asterisk Potato November 16, 2023
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god

Senne is een god
by ifyouknowyouknow123 October 28, 2021
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Aztec sun god gooning

Aztec sun god flicker gooning is going to be when you flicker goon and you squirt 2222m out then the sun shines apon you and your soul transcends out of your body and levitates into the beam of sun light and you meet Huitzilopochtli who gives you the ability to have glowing shiny nut that could burn like lava
Dude, I was Aztec sun god gooning last night and now my nut is lava!
by 7ncvz December 9, 2024
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Good Morning and God Bless

When a person is taking a crap whilst drinking coffee and eating breakfast on the toilet
i do not need to eat i had a Good Morning and God Bless
by poxytron May 31, 2018
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