National Fuck Dave Day

Where you absolutely hate the guy Dave. You are disappointed in Dave

You: what day is it?
Friend: it’s February 11th.
You: it’s national fuck Dave day.
Friend: what’s that?
You: where you absolutely hate that guy named Dave

by Bigdickduck February 6, 2022

National kiss levi day

Its simple kiss levi

March 15

Today id National kiss levi day

by Imwaybclikeykijustam March 11, 2022

National Support Women Day

Be kind to women!

Don’t treat them bad!

Finn: I bought you a box of chocolates!

Maddie: Why are you being so nice today?

Finn: You didn’t hear? It’s National Support Women Day!

by Alyssa Vontage March 24, 2021

National Loby Hug Day

National Loby(Not to be mistaken with Lobby) Hug Day happens on 10th of May. This is the day where everyone in Lobby places such as house, school, church whatever, are allowed to hug each other for short amount of time. They must not be disturbed while hugging, it ruins the holiday.

Person 1: "Hey! Did you know it's National Loby Hug Day today? We are allowed to hug eachother without anyone saying anything!"
Person 2: "Wow! I didn't know! Gimme a hug!"

**Person 1 hugs person 2**

by Nez-owo April 16, 2021

National Masturbation Together Day

April 26 is an national masturbation together day! Go find your friend, your partner and masturbate together with them

Hey, wanna go masturbate?
What do you mean?
Its national masturbation together day!

by ttettettet April 25, 2021

national break up day

june 10th is declared national break up day. hug that guy, go on a walk with someone in the forest, get broken up with. break up with your girl on june 10th.

hey bro when is national break up day?

june 10th man
okay i’ll break up with my girl then

by jone abdula June 10, 2021

National Fuck CM punk day

National CM Punk day

Man- do you know what today is?
Mark man- Thursday
Man- no National Fuck CM Punk day

Mark man- Fuck you Roman reigns loving piece of shit, CM punk made WWE and carried Vince’s ass when it came to revenue, he’s the Fucking best in the world you Kenny omega dick sucker faggot
Man- ok

by LatinoHeat11 June 16, 2018