Guy Santillo

Total simp

Don’t be a guy Santillo

“It’s not simping if it’s for ur girlfriend!!!!”

by asigrocks September 25, 2020

girl's guy

A girl's girl but it's a guy
A guy who really respects girls
A high quality male specimen
Very rare

Hauke is a girl's guy.
Hauke: The first of its kind.

by Charolastracharolo February 23, 2025

Tech Guy

The coolest guy in your life. He is tall, likes country, and is as hot as fuck. All the other kids obsess over him because he is hot

I’m friends with a Tech Guy

by P.Quodjo March 11, 2021

Food Guy

A guy who is not easily satisfied by food. Never leaving scraps on his plate.

Danny was not a food guy.

by Meljoy Rickets December 23, 2021

Lazer Guy

A pleb that plays Xbox with Aivariux who is an absolute swaglord who totally does sex a lot (trust me)

Person 1:”who’s that neek who looks like a malnourished acorn?”
Person 2:”that’s just Lazer Guy don’t worry”

by Aivariux April 17, 2022

guy billie eilish

a guy goth rock star

me: that guy is a guy Billie Eilish
other guy: so what you fucker

by WMWMWMWWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWWMMWMWMW November 13, 2020

Serious Fucking Guy

noun. A covert operative for the Central Intelligence Agency, MI6, and/or Mossad.

Or other unknown state and/or non-state operatives, seeking to maintain the status quo of the military industrial complex.

Mick: Hey man, who do you really think killed JFK?
Jack: Serious Fucking Guys man.
Mick: ye.

by BonerMasterMick2 May 6, 2021