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shit on your friend day

On November 27 you can shit on your friend no matter what time it is.
You: hey friend. Guess what day it is?
Friend: what day is.. oh no
You: I GET TO SHIT ON YOU
Friend: why
You: it’s shit on your friend day
by Cal_bill November 27, 2021
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FWSB (friend with some benefits)

When two people have an established friendship that might be morphing into something more. No sexual contact but physical contact is exhibited. (A special friend who spends the night, there might be making out and cuddling involved)
Friend: “James and I found ourselves being FWSB’s.”

Me: “FWB’s”

Friend: “No, sis. We are friends with some benefits, we just cuddle and make out but no sex.”

Me: “Ahh, FWSB (friend with some benefits). Got it.”
by Dmart711 January 6, 2020
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be a bitch to your friends day

it’s september 7th. go tell ur friends ur least favorite things about them. be as bitchy as possible.
bro it’s september 7th! that means it’s be a bitch to your friends day. ur fucking ugly man!
by hiyokocorez September 6, 2020
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National New Friends Day

national holiday celebrating making new friends
me: hey, it's october 19th!
person: what's that?
me: national new friends day!
by nathannnnn829 October 18, 2020
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my friend Cesar Torres

A popular joke within The Mandela Catalogue fandom

its just my friend Cesar Torres
"I feel like Cesar would be my freind, My friend Cesar Torres"- somebody on twitter I forgot who
by BerryJamz October 4, 2022
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eat your friends day

Eat your Friends Day: A day where you eat your friends!
example: "hey wanna go eat each other? sure!"

happy eat your friends day!
by platonictubbo August 14, 2021
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I just want to be friends

It means you are nice enough to talk to and caring enough to confide in, but you are just to ugly,fat or broke to date them. You are expected to pretend you don't like the person when they say this.
This guy is really nice but he is just not good looking enough for other people to see us together so I told him " I just want to be friends ".
by Qxuxateimporta October 14, 2008
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