Mr. Cannon

Mr. Cannon is a god among men

Mr. Cannon can write poetry better than you
Mr. Cannon knows more about grammar than anyone in the world
Mr. Cannon is no simp
Mr. Cannon can beat Jordan

My teacher Mr. Cannon makes me handwrite my essays 3 times before I type it

by Gary_Winthorp April 22, 2020

Mr. Cap

When someone is being a liar or is cappin.

It’s the opposite to no cap. That person usually is very lost.

Bro 1: Bro we gonna hang tonite?
Bro 2: Bro, of course bro

2 hours later:

Bro1: when are we gonna meet?

Bro2: Brooo... sorry i‘m with my girl tonight.

Bro1: Wow... such a Mr. Cap

by aveey April 24, 2020

Mr. Luu

a.k.a. hoe luu - the buffest absolute unit with the ashiest cotton ball lookin elbows. next time you even think about breathing in his class, you ass will be grass and he'll be the lawn mower.

Person 1: Did you see that guy's elbows?

Person 2: Yeah, the one who looks like shrek?
Person 3: Yeah that's the hoe mr. luu!1!!11!!

by GOODstudent4206969 February 10, 2020

Mrs Leota

Awesome teacher Would reccomend :)

OOp here comes Mrs Leota

by hewwokittyX3 February 13, 2020

Mrs woah

She is always mad, very good and convos,her eyes pop out of her head like soooooooooo much and it’s scary

Mrs woah is ok

by the blackest of them all February 15, 2020

Mr. Dolphin

Hmmmm... The dude humping the air. Only about like some girls liking him and stuff, but I define him as some dude looking like he has fluffy hair something- with his uh, friend Mr. Bear. (Kahoot names lmao)

Mr. Bear and Mr. Dolphin are also like 2 peas in a pod-

Mr. Bear: F-Fu- Ff--fu-u f-fuc! F-f- FUN!
Mr. Bear: TREES M-MS. TREE?? T-T-T-R-E-E-S? MS. TREES? M-MRS. TREES? GODDAMN IT!
Mr. Dolphin: This dude gotta chill. ._.
*Me literally walking past them*
My thought: Yeah, no.

by :VVVVVVVVVVVVVV February 15, 2020

Mr Thoms

Old boomer teacher who yells over people that do nothing wrong and hits on the 13 year old girls in his class and braids their hair.

Mr Thoms: hey Marie how are you? As he braids her hair

If you were a boy..
Mr Thoms: YOU ACCIDENTALLY LEAVE A PENCIL ON THE FLOOR? YOU DISGRACE GET OUT OF MY CLASSROOM, YOU HAVE DETENTION ON SATURDAY . I’m

by Owen mcowe February 18, 2020