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smartphone-o-fart

Fart sounds produced by a smart phone loaded with fart-sound software.
I thought Larry ripped one, but it was just a smartphone-o-fart.
by poppilopo June 12, 2009
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anal dick fart

One simply farts threw the penis into someone's asshole. Simple but yet fun to experience.

It's the best time of your life. Try not to shit on your partner in the process.

"Why are you so happy?"
"I just got anal dick farted."
One simply farts threw the penis into someone's asshole. Simple but yet fun to experience.

It's the best time of your life. Try not to shit on your partner in the process.

"Why are you so happy?"
"I just got anal dick farted."
by Anal Dick Fart November 23, 2014
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Mediterranean milk farts

The gas that Italians, Arabs, Greeks, and other inhabitants of the Mediterranean region get when they consume products heavy in lactose, such as milk, cheese, and yoghurt. It is said that the people of these cultures have some of the worst smelling gas imaginable.
Man, my uncle Vito sure can pass that gas. Not just any gas, but he's ALL ABOUT the Mediterranean milk farts. Guess he just can't stop eating grandma's lasagna.
by KnutKrust February 8, 2007
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apple juice farts

a fart that has a fruity scent. A fart that can be caused
by drinking a lot of apple juice. A type of fart that is simply just similar to apple juice with a musty after-smell.
Don't drink too much of that apple juice, Tina...you might have yo'self some major apple juice farts ahead. Damn Yoshi, those be some gnarly smellin' apple juice farts!
by Broilington Smith February 5, 2008
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live bush farting

Realtime demonstration featuring a female woman ejaculating wind henceforth from her middle section.
I have recently witnessed some "live bush farting". How about you ?
by DREW February 5, 2004
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fart fuck fucker

Hey fart fuck! Wanna go fuck? Cause you see, I'm a fart fuck fucker!
by GuyNextDoor May 18, 2006
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