Kid: "I got 100% in my Science test!!"
Parent: "I'm prouder than a fish on a Friday."
Hero: "I single-handedly saved the entire world from destruction. I'm prouder than a fish on a Friday".
Parent: "I'm prouder than a fish on a Friday."
Hero: "I single-handedly saved the entire world from destruction. I'm prouder than a fish on a Friday".
by FabulousOceanianFish May 10, 2025
Get the Prouder than a fish on a Fridaymug. by CrazyMan6136 September 12, 2022
Get the A Carter Fishmug. by Damedolla January 21, 2021
Get the Fishingmug. When a woman promises more interesting sexual practices in the future after a certain date (ie. Marriage, engagement, etc) but then goes back on those promises.
Bob got snatch fished by Karen when she told him she'd only do doggy style after they got married. Turns out she's a missionary only girl.
by Pursenuggets April 5, 2023
Get the snatch fishedmug. by Mindyourshit October 24, 2022
Get the Fish missilemug. A fish that swims into your penis and eats you from the inside out. It will cause extreme discomfort, possible insanity, extreme fatigue, cravings for pickles with chocolate, and reoccurring wet dreams about orange unicorns.
Brian: why is John being so weird, he's eating pickles with chocolate and screaming about unicorns in his sleep...
Kyle: he's got a penis fish.
Both: *begin to intensely cry*
Brian: WHY COULDN'T HE HAVE JUST ONE MORE YEAR?!? WHY GOD WHY?!?!
Kyle: it's too late brian.. he's gone..
John: *orgasms violently and dies*
Kyle: he's got a penis fish.
Both: *begin to intensely cry*
Brian: WHY COULDN'T HE HAVE JUST ONE MORE YEAR?!? WHY GOD WHY?!?!
Kyle: it's too late brian.. he's gone..
John: *orgasms violently and dies*
by thicc_tortilla December 12, 2020
Get the Penis Fishmug. by Paul & Nate December 18, 2007
Get the Fishing in Churchmug.