cunt trout

Slightly derogatory, vulgar term of abuse used among close friends.

Brian, did you spill the bong again? What a cunt trout!

by Anthony January 30, 2004

cunt punt

The female version of the cock block.

Mary was going to hook up with Bob, but Susie cunt punted Mary, so nothing happened.

by Cade D April 11, 2006

Cunt Talk

Unnecessary talk or a blabber

Person 1: And then she opened the door and WHAM! And then I ran and so.

Person 2: Hey Chris, cut the cunt talk, would you?

by AlexPanzer September 6, 2005

cunt sack

Cunt Sack Shot

equal parts-

cherry UV
Amaretto
Balies irish cream
vodka

The cunt sack only available in cross planes, wi

by David J Ferret January 11, 2008

cunt universe

When a womans cunt and anal cavity are very circular and loose, as if it remsemble a globe, See also Cunt Globe

DJ: Your mom has a Cunt Globe
Al: Well your mom has a Anal Globe
Mike B: Well both your moms have Cunt universes

DJ&AL: Look Mike you took it to far

by dj b March 16, 2005

cunt rag

A rag that you can wipe sweaty cunts with.

Hey you fucking rat bastard!!!! Hand me my fucking cunt rag.... Im sweatin up a storm

by Cunt storm November 29, 2005

rummy cunt

the female version of whiskey dick, or when she's too drunk too fuck

or

when it's so stank that you can't even stand the stench to fuck her

dude i was all up on this broad and ready to fuck, but she had the mad rummy cunt

by mr. dudeular September 9, 2010