Ass Clown

One who has had their head firmly inserted in their rectum for such a duration of time that they have become high on methane and now think that they are in fact brilliant masterminds of the universe here to solve every problem. Scientific studies have yet to conclude whether breathing your own methane for too long causes permanent mental retardation.

You: Hey what are you doing with these boxes?
Ass clown: Hey don't touch those! They're getting recycled because the earth is green mmmmmmmmmkay!?
You: They're in the doorway ass clown, move 'em!

by Herr der Qual January 21, 2015

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Foil That Ass

When someone's ass is so good you have to wrap it up and save it for later with aluminum foil.

"Damn laquisha is fineeeeee"
"Yeah dude. Ass so fat I gotta foil that ass!"

by foilluvr69 March 7, 2015

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Fuck ass

Someone constantly acts like they have a large erect penis filling their anal cavity.

Noah: "Hey Hayden! You're a fuck ass!"
Mike: "hell yeah!"
*Noah and Mike share a glorious high five after calling their classmate a "fuck ass"*

by Schmityyy April 12, 2015

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Virtual ass

a cyberjerk; cyberbully

Brad is such a virtual ass! He tells me perverted things without considering how I feel.

by johnrobel April 25, 2015

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ASS Clown

A person who normally has a college degree, but, for whatever stroke of bad luck cannot find work in the area he went to school for. He then finds work in a skilled trade, usually a family member sets him up in this job, and then breaks down working conditions for guys in that trade by doing things in a shoddy and dangerous manner and causes others to be laid off because they refuse to do the same.

That ass clown foreman got me smoked because I wouldn't work that hot switch gear alone. These rat bastards are going to get a grievance filed on them when I get to the Union Hall

by Colt357dog April 26, 2015

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