Skip to main content

the james simmons

Complete and utter faggot who loves the cock and who lets lauren suck his dong
The James Simmons relaxed whilst lauren gave him domeski dome
by Steve March 17, 2005
mugGet the the james simmonsmug.

James o donnell

Man of large stature , AKA big cunt or big sexy big muscles and a cock the size of the Eiffel Tower, does more holes on a Saturday night than that on a Sunday morning on the course , call daddy splash for details xo
You : mom who was that who jumped out the window last night

Yo Momma: it was a horse of a man james o donnell 🍆
by Kiddiefiddler99 May 21, 2022
mugGet the James o donnellmug.

LeBron James

I love LeBron James so much! He’s my sunshine.”
by Anonyme 🌼 March 27, 2024
mugGet the LeBron Jamesmug.

James Gunning

When a person involved in film or television gets fired for past offensive social media posts from several years prior.
Some people are James Gunning for celebrities nowadays.
by Darknorman29 June 8, 2020
mugGet the James Gunningmug.

James

James. A special person with a heart of bronze, happy to help out and a great shoulder to lead on. HOWEVER, James is pure and simply a smelly little bum. James has no self pride, extremely chavvy and can be commonly found in knocked off tracksuits because he can't really afford the real thing. James always tries to take control of your life because they have no control over their own. A James has an annoying habit of outstaining his welcome and he is always looking to snatch up your girlfriend, but fear not the smell alone repels him. James is Insanely annoying, loves drama, unkept and usually lives at home with his mom. He's a sad, smelly creature of habit.

Good luck and all the best to you if you know a James.
Person 1: Mate my life's a mess

Person 2: Dude your living the life of a James

Person 1: Woah, have you farted?

Person 2: Nah, James just walked in

Mom: Tidy your room!

Son: Mom, your such a James 😒🙄
by Owen447 January 27, 2022
mugGet the Jamesmug.

James

cracked at video games.
person 1: yo, this guy is amazing
person 2: he is definetely a james
person 3: he also fucking killed me in fortnite
by Fishisfuckinggoodchips November 20, 2022
mugGet the Jamesmug.

James

a lying, cheating, narcissistic, abusive, manipulative cunt who is also a sociopath. stay away at all costs.
“have u heard what james did”

yeah what a cunt
by pussydough January 28, 2023
mugGet the Jamesmug.

Share this definition