Cum gurgling road whore

a totally skanky girl who uses kinky sex to try and attract men to herself, but then gets kicked out of the party immediately after she swallows the load
"ok, you can leave now you cum gurgling road whore!
by frizzle freak November 28, 2010
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Cum Snorting Sea Dragon

Derogitory Term used to descrbe a super bitchy middle aged female, who is obviously a dragon (also known as a women who don't get some) and from years of not being slayed has developed an uncanny way to piss people off in all aspects of life.
"Dude my Science Teacher is such a Cum Snorting Sea Dragon!"
by Fandral, Volstagg, Sif May 29, 2011
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horse cum death sentence

self-explanatory....instead of the electric chair, or lethal vaccination, bend the criminal over and have a huge male horse shove his dick inside the person, fuck him savagely, and spray his load inside the body, which by now will have exploded from the massive size of the horse cock.
most don't know that john wilkes booth received the horse cum death sentence after killing honest abe.
by t-nerds26 January 28, 2011
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Yeast-Infected Cum Bubble

A Bubble Of Ejaculate from a person whom has a yeast infection.
Look At That Yeast-Infected Cum Bubble! Nevermind It' Your Face.
by -JDuB June 10, 2006
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Cum guzzling dumpster monkey

An insulting name/title regarding a person (normally female) who is a slut or has slut-like tendencies. Mostly used in trolling and is far from acceptable in polite conversation.
by The_Douche September 02, 2010
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