John

Gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Dang man you are so John.

by Gdiehrbrj April 11, 2019

John

John

Guy: How is John doing
Guy2: good

by lebronjames’s “dic”tonary April 23, 2025

Pulling a John

Drinking five tall rum and cokes and beating a member of your immediate family.

"I heard R-Kelly pulled a John last week" "If you try to make me go back to rehab imma pull a John on all ya'll motherfuckers" "on god im Pulling a John this weekend"

by CouchCreamerVance October 6, 2025

Filipino John

A goofy fun,, loveable guy. Always a good time, usually a Gemini. A regular John, but Filipino, and in the closet. You can always count on a Filipino John

I wish he'd stop being a Filipino John, he'd be happy if he was just honest with himself

by Pinoy pete November 20, 2022

John Blackenroe

Cursing, spitting, foul-mouthed tennis star Nick Kyrgios, who reminds of his white predecessor, John McEnroe

-What’s up with this guy Nick Kyrgios? Why’s he so mad all the time?

-Brah, what do you expect? He’s John Blackenroe!

by Nrogers September 4, 2022

John

Monkey

Oh John? Yeah he's a monkey

by MONEY BOY JON March 21, 2025

john brewster

A fat fagit cunt who gets high than freaks out and snitches.

My friend got high his first time and pulled a john brewster.

by This dude1919 April 12, 2016