Everest, Skye, Rubble (guy answer)

The correct answer to “Fuck, Marry, Kill” in regards to the Paw Patrol, if you’re a guy. See also: Rocky, Everest, Rubble (girl answer).

Guy 1: Everest’s like a hot snowboarding chick, she’s probably kind of slutty and kinky, so definitely fuck. Skye’s a sweetheart, and super pretty. Obviously marry. And Rubble’s a dumb fucking idiot, so I’d drop him off at the all-kill animal shelter ASAP.

Guy 2: Yes, I agree. Everest, Skye, Rubble (guy answer).

Guy 1: Why did you mutter “guy answer” under your breath?

Guy 2: I was instructed to do so. It was a special mission from Ryder.

by CountOlaf69 November 27, 2024

Serious Fucking Guy

noun. A covert operative for the Central Intelligence Agency, MI6, and/or Mossad.

Or other unknown state and/or non-state operatives, seeking to maintain the status quo of the military industrial complex.

Mick: Hey man, who do you really think killed JFK?
Jack: Serious Fucking Guys man.
Mick: ye.

by BonerMasterMick2 May 6, 2021

guy billie eilish

a guy goth rock star

me: that guy is a guy Billie Eilish
other guy: so what you fucker

by WMWMWMWWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWWMMWMWMW November 13, 2020

you guys are cowards for always wanting to react to me reflexes

you guys are cowards for always wanting to react to me reflexes

you guys are cowards for always wanting to react to me reflexes

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 18, 2025

when a guy has a bonner for another dude

gay gay he likes other dude

Jayson: I have a bonner for you parker

Parker: alright lets have.... YOU GET WHAT IM SAYING

when a guy has a bonner for another dude

by haywhatsgooda January 2, 2021

gui-toe

An italian man with a tiny tiny tiny tiny microscopic penis, no im sorry, pinky

omg kate, i went to look at his gui-toe and i couldnt find it it was soooo fucking small dude

by cocklikr5 January 21, 2010

Motorcycle Mortgage Guy

My passion runs deep for two wheels and home purchases. Whether your looking for your next home, forever home, or cash out of your current home, we can get you there.

The Motorcycle Mortgage Guy was the best lender I've ever worked with. He was prompt, understanding, and got us to closing on time.

by Motorcycle Mortgage Guy August 27, 2021