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Ninja joe

A 3 inch midget with a baby cock that likes to get cocky even tho he gets banned off PlayStation for not drinking enough water. He also likes to shout when you make a joke and take his water bottle.
“PASS THE REMOTE JOE”
CLOSE THE BLINDS JOE”
“GET OFF PLAYSTATION JOE”
“You’re not a ninja joe”
by Lolurite July 28, 2018
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Mrs. Joe

Mrs. Joe, or more commonly 'so Mrs. Joe', is a phrase used to describe a person who is being bitter, salty, and just a nasty little meaniepants. It can also refer to someone who is hateful almost to the point of verbal and emotional abuse, although it is more rarely used in that context.

'So Mrs. Joe' is primarily used by cool and intelligent, but perhaps slightly socially inept, teenagers who find great humor in injecting tidbits from their high school assigned reading list into day-to-day conversation. Based on the character Mrs. Joe Gargery from 'Great Expectations'
Mechlech: your lack of appreciation for Kafka horrifies me and makes me question your place in our friend group
Herford: what friend group? we're just two people
Boris: how darest thou?! note mine presence, toad!
Mechlech: Shakespeare is so mainstream. and your grammar is flawed. stop pretending to be an intellect, thou sodden-witted lord
Herford: yeah, Boris, you need to do something to prove that you're not a poser
Mechlech: (coughs) says the person who refuses to recognize the importance of eastern European literary greats
Boris and Herford: Mechlech, you are SO Mrs. Joe
by Uncle Mu March 24, 2022
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mo joe

You a mo joe
by Mojoe2 July 31, 2021
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Joe

Something cool to say when mildly embrassed.
Guy1 falls off bike.

Guy2: “you should of braked”.
Guy1:” you joe ass shit
by Dboy petey December 26, 2018
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Joe

Q-Who is joe?
by rcookie14 October 14, 2019
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Joe Rogan experience

The name of the up-and-coming street drug combination. Originating in Cecil county, Md the ‘Joe Rogan experience’ is a smokable combination (unknowingly present in most vape pens) of DMT and a lethal dose of Fentanyl

The goal of which being to break through just moments before slipping into the afterlife.

Survivors recall visions of angelic dodecahedrons bestowing knowledge to those who believe.
Yo bro, I’ve had enough - pass me the Joe Rogan Experience!
by TrumpSquidFishingVideo October 22, 2023
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It’s Joe Time and you’re enBidened

The official nomination for president of Joe Biden. 2020 it’s Joe Time! our next president!
Well there is goodness of the ballot. It’s Joe Time and you’re enBidened!
by Caro Tejada August 24, 2020
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