John

John is a certified munch. He’s literally the biggest munch

You: “Hey, have you seen John?”

Friend: “No why?”

You: “Oh He’s literally the biggest munch in town!”

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John

johnned off to be asleep during productive hours of the day

Johnnn

by McJohnson16 May 12, 2023

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John chomos

The taker of cheese

“Where is all the cheese?”

“John chomos took it”

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John Sibert

A white cracker who plays guitar and has said the nigga word several times

DAMN John Sibert you are racist

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The realist guy you could ever know! He’s known as darksin and very attractive from his wonderful smile to his playful ways. John Cranford can be a lot of things just depends on how you meet him. If I’m being honest everyone has a little John Cranford in them! He is well known for beating niggas ass and asking questions later. Don’t come at him the wrong way because you just might get hit!

Word around town says his previous lovers can’t stop thinking about his Big Johnson Sausage wink wink

Other than John Cranford’s charming and fighting ways and his big Johnson he has a soft side that not many people see. He is caring very attentive and smart!

Like I said before John Cranford is many things but the real question is what is he to you??

Wow have you ever met John Cranford! He is amazing

by Christyonne November 20, 2023

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