cat cozy

a knitted, crocheted, or felted cat bed that is shaped like a large beanie with a singular hole, so that the cat can cuddle comfortably inside in purrfectly restful sleep.

"I made a cute cat cozy and my cat loves it! All you can see of her is her little head poking out of the hole of a huge wool beanie.

by mayishcute April 8, 2015

long johnson cat

When a cat is possesed by a demon called Long Johnson and cant stop speaking out Long Johnson.

Ooh Long Johnson......Oooh Long Johnson cat. Ooooh Long John.....son..cat

by BuzzoQueen March 2, 2016

Cat tank

When you fuck your cat for misbehaving

Mickey was misbehaving so i took the cat tank approach while jimmy cried with a sock in his mouth.

by Jake 9 April 27, 2017

dead cat

it's your pet cat who died years ago

I ate my dead cat

by help my dead cat $@) June 3, 2021

Cat Bowl

The act of stretching ones scrotum in a fashion that resembles a bowl, then filling said bowl with a liquid.

Yuh did you see John luge that beer out of Ryan's cat bowl the other night?

by Cokpijb October 4, 2016

emo cat girl

used to define a person who is

A. emo
B. a cat girl

person 1: look its an emo cat girl
emo cat girl: go kys i hate you

by mopoooooooooooooooooooo April 25, 2022

Cat

Obnoxious animals that will crap on u

My cat is CRUL

by ⊂((・⊥・))⊃ May 11, 2019