Dirty Alyssa

When you are lonely and ain’t go no man so you improvise with your lacrosse stick.
When you tell a good dad joke and you reward yourself with dirty Alyssa.
by Supreme Dddddddd January 20, 2020
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dirty trumpet

when a girl blows into a guys ass and jerks the guy off at the same time.
Cumqueesha performed the dirty trumpet in bed, the wind in my asshole felt exquisite as she jacked me off.
by Joey and Henry March 21, 2007
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Dirty Forsyth

The act of having anal intercourse with a sleeping/passed out male and more times than often, raping the sleeping individual with large vegetables.
Wow! Steve gave Jordan a Dirty Forsyth last night.
Jordan's anus will never be the same, and aren't they cousins???
by JDube April 08, 2006
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Dirty George

1. When your with a fat chick who has a dry pussy and your out of lubricant, this is when you both shit in a cup and use that as vaginal lubricant.

2. A Dirty George can also mean a sexual act in which the fat chick is on top and she takes a dump on your chest after she finishes.

3. When your having sex with a fat chick and she falls asleep before you finish, and instead of joining her, you cover her in gravey and unleash your pet felhound on her.
1. That fat chick I was with last night totally was dry, so I pulled a Dirty George and turned my white cock brown.

2. Damn, that sick bitch pulled a Dirty George after she came on me last night, but the worst part is she fell asleep after and I couldn't get her off of me.

3. That stupid fugly whore fell asleep while I was giving her my A-game material. Well, this'll teach her. *Covers her in gravey* Eat up, Phuufenn.
by George Sherman April 07, 2009
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Dirty Peter

Why the hell are you here? Put your phone down and pay attention to class.
by Theglorius2cm July 05, 2019
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Dirty Jake

Dirty Jake is when you shove you’re penis in a girls vagina and pee inside of her. It can also be where they sit on you’re face and pee in you.
Holy shit, you got a dirty Jake! Lucky
by makingtheepicDICKtionary May 10, 2020
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Dirty Leeds

Leeds United Football Club, term spawned back in the 1970's when leeds were undoubtedly the filthiest team around
Leeds as a city is a mighty fine place, but the fans and the team are a fucking disgrace.

superstition.

1#: i went to leeds today
2#: DIRTY LEEDS!

much like achoo. bless you.
by Stedgy September 08, 2006
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