john manry

The ugliest motherfucker, but plays football and sucks....asked out a girl and dumped him after she saw his chode.

John Manry -Stupid go getter and got his ass beat by kymele hart #ta

by Elizabeth loring March 15, 2017

corey john

A sweetheart of a guy who can light up anyone's day.. Has an amazing head on his shoulders (shoulders which tend to be ridiculously perfect) A health conscious individual, Corey takes care of himself physically and as a result has a very sexy body. He's a handsome man with determination and drive, highly intelligent, a good sense of humor, easy going and carefree, easy to talk to, and full of optimism!

He's basically every girls dream guy and more

His weaknesses consist of: cheese, late night snacking, treading over his own feet, and speeding.

you're lucky you found a Corey John

by Islek sregdor May 6, 2017

The John Stamos Proximity Effect

The relative coolness of a person or object is defined by a value inversely proportional to the square of the distance of said object or person from John Stamos.

Bob Saget is only cool because of the John Stamos Proximity Effect after he was on Full House

by Armacham85 October 30, 2010

john bateson

Likes to swing both ways, thinks he knows it all, but a very nice guy deep down

Hot sexy bisexual john bateson

by Wee john November 4, 2013

John Kim

a fucking son of a bitch that sits on a fucking chair, with a book named the little prince on his left hand, and a stupid shit-ass blue pen on his right hand. He used to have a fucking stupid glasses on his fucking face, but he got laser surgery, like 10 days ago. BTW he likes "CUTE" mother fuckers.

look there is a stupid motherfucker named John Kim.

by Lazy motherfucker April 14, 2022

John Viney

A DILF - Sexy AF middle aged man with calf muscles crafted by god himself.

Oh he’s a John Viney with legs like that!

by Kid Lakota October 30, 2020

John

John can be annoying sometimes but he is the sweetest, most honest, loyalist, caring, funniest, heartwarming, most unique, calmest, intelligent, adventurous, most talent, realist, and all in all the best person you could ever meet. Frankly even on his bad days you wouldn’t be able to tell because he’s always making people laugh and somewhat trying to spread positive vibes, his smile and his presence is enough to make the whole room light up he’s quite at first but once he gets used to everything he is a complete vibe.

“John is such an amazing person he’s always striving for the best and he inspires me, one day I want to be like him.”

by yamommaho May 20, 2022