How's your Grandma?

Refers to the completely asinine feeling you get when you ask about someone's older relative because you knew they were struggling with some sickness... and they recently DIED.

There is literally nothing you can say after you ask "How's your Grandma?" and they tell you their Grandma is now dead.

"Hey man, so How's your Grandma?"
"SHE DIED YOU JERK!"
"..."

by The1dietrich January 18, 2013

spunk your pants

when excess viewing of the girl across the room's miniscule derriere causes your purple headed trouser trout to twitch involunterily,thus depositing a quantity of ball curd into your knickers.

mmmmmmm...AAA..AAAAAAAAGHH, fuck.

peter,did that girl just cause you to spunk your pants?

"slap"... YOU CHEAP BASTARD!!!!!!......

by nimajneb tsrohnedab May 23, 2006

Raise Your Voice

The worst movie that has ever existed, about a girl who discovers who she really is in a stupid music school. She constantly freaks out when she sees light, and can't sing in public.

A movie that should be avoided at all costs, or used as a cruel and unusual punishment.

If you don't tell us where the bomb is located, we'll make you watch Raise Your Voice!

It's under the bridge on South Street! Now burn that movie, PLEASE!

by gracegrace4256 June 12, 2009

pwned your ass

an expression used to describe beating someone really badly at a wide rage of activities

I just pwned your ass at stratego

by boofmoof June 29, 2011

chizzle your domepiece

To get your hair cut or trimmed.

Damn CJ, that's one hella afro you got there. You need to chizzle your domepiece

by iamthebangpiece July 11, 2005

Jackin' Your Dick

The act of completly forgetting ones main objective and becoming distracted by a meaningless task

While setting up the water display at work, Jake discovered a bouncy ball on the floor and proceded to bounce it off the ceiling for 30 minutes. It was only until his Supervisor came and told him to stop Jackin' Your Dick and he got back to work.

by Crab Doctor October 5, 2010

put your foot into

#1: To really put an effort into something; to do an outstanding job.

#1: "Judging from the way our parade float looks, you really put your foot into making the float look good".

by VaNellie September 28, 2005