Some guy "Hey man, you ever wonder who made everything?"
Some other guy "Uuuum-I did that... Yep... I did that waaaaaaaay back in the day. Before you were even a guy."
The first guy "Awshitnoway for real!?"
God "Yeah dawg... Yup... It was me."
Dawg "No fuckin way bro that is sick! That must have taken a long time."
God "Nah Dawg, that shit only took 7 days. Nah, 6 days. I took a nap the 7th day."
Dawg "Damn bro... That's nuts."
God "Right? Yeah, so I'm going to need you to burn down Sodom and Gomorrah."
Dawg "What?"
God "Yeah, I'm not about any of that shit. Go. Grab another guy. Go get Abraham and tell him we're going to burn down the city."
Dawg "Aw well shit man... I guess I'd better do that then..."
God "Yeah I will burn your soul forever if you don't!"
Dawg "Oho! Man, ouch! Doesn't sound fun. Alright... I'll tell Michael about the you making everything in 7 days shit though. You're a dope guy man. Thanks for all the stuff."
God "Yeah, we'll kill the canaanites next. Oh, and this is my son Jesus and he's better than everyone forever."
Dawg "Aw cool, bye Jesus!" *Walks away*
Some other guy "Uuuum-I did that... Yep... I did that waaaaaaaay back in the day. Before you were even a guy."
The first guy "Awshitnoway for real!?"
God "Yeah dawg... Yup... It was me."
Dawg "No fuckin way bro that is sick! That must have taken a long time."
God "Nah Dawg, that shit only took 7 days. Nah, 6 days. I took a nap the 7th day."
Dawg "Damn bro... That's nuts."
God "Right? Yeah, so I'm going to need you to burn down Sodom and Gomorrah."
Dawg "What?"
God "Yeah, I'm not about any of that shit. Go. Grab another guy. Go get Abraham and tell him we're going to burn down the city."
Dawg "Aw well shit man... I guess I'd better do that then..."
God "Yeah I will burn your soul forever if you don't!"
Dawg "Oho! Man, ouch! Doesn't sound fun. Alright... I'll tell Michael about the you making everything in 7 days shit though. You're a dope guy man. Thanks for all the stuff."
God "Yeah, we'll kill the canaanites next. Oh, and this is my son Jesus and he's better than everyone forever."
Dawg "Aw cool, bye Jesus!" *Walks away*
by Hym Iam June 19, 2023
Get the Godmug. Good morning and God bless - The act of eating breakfast and drinking coffee on the toilet whilst passing excrement in the morning
First used by Ethan Klein from h3h3Productions
(April 6th, 2018)
First used by Ethan Klein from h3h3Productions
(April 6th, 2018)
Ethan had a 🌞Good morning🌞 and 🙏god bless🙏mood
Good morning and God bless - The act of eating breakfast and drinking coffee on the toilet whilst passing excrement in the morning
First used by Ethan Klein from h3h3Productions
(April 6th, 2018)
Good morning and God bless - The act of eating breakfast and drinking coffee on the toilet whilst passing excrement in the morning
First used by Ethan Klein from h3h3Productions
(April 6th, 2018)
by GogglesPower May 31, 2018
Get the Good morning and God blessmug. The Result of pissing off a women of any sort, especially one that is pregnant, menstruating, or finding her man has been unfaithful.
by tiitansilver January 5, 2016
Get the wrath of godmug. by Maya Butreeks April 28, 2021
Get the God Of Warmug. by Teddy Bund January 30, 2023
Get the The Rap Godmug. A toke god man or woman of absolute class. Lacking the skill or talent to play a real position, these marijuana addicted fellows often play goalie if not bench, if they are a hockey player. As for the toke aspect of these fine individuals, they often use so much weed that they snap group chats looking high as shit, usually be pointed out for their likeness to someone who has recently been crying. Overall these folks generally go to stillwater high school as softmores, are absolute bums.
by GWhammy69 May 31, 2021
Get the toke godmug.