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James C. Schäfer

I led a normal life until age 36 no childhood problems, no divorced parents, no health problems. I breezed through high school and college. I had a dream job. Then my life collapsed. Suddenly I had horrendous back problems. Later my daily life was dominated by phobias. I feared utility companies. Next I developed a fear of the state of Wisconsin and almost the entire Midwest.
"James C. Schäfer "
"Proficient inventor"
by WertiaCoffee November 22, 2020
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James

James fine as fuck all the ladies want him.
Example: the realist nigga wit a fine face.

He a goat at football too. And he real he not fake!
Omg that’s James girl you better shoot ya shot 😝
by Justpostingshit215 November 20, 2023
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James

a lying, cheating, narcissistic, abusive, manipulative cunt who is also a sociopath. stay away at all costs.
“have u heard what james did”

yeah what a cunt
by pussydough January 28, 2023
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James

Every boy named James is a sexy motherfucker who will eventually fuck your mother. He is tall, handsome, strong, intelligent and has more than £2.00 on him at all times.
Wow James is a sexy motherfucker
by Oclipsio November 16, 2020
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James

A Silly T-Gal :3
A Tiger Shark furry :33
im blocking you if you play phantom forces because i dont wanna be friends with people who play a game made by devs who failed to keep kids safe on their platform and then lie themselves to make them seem like good people no matter how much contradicting proof is shown to them
:333333

Thats what a james is.
Yo james, wanna play MRT?

Yeah dude lets play, just dont use a stupidly overpowered car.
by creep04 March 6, 2025
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James fightme King

The man the myth the legend himself that will assert his dominance to the highest degree
OH SHIT YALL RUN FOR YA LIVES James fightme King FINNA SIT ON US
by Dr. N. eg. Ro November 18, 2018
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James

James is a very sexy man. He will have your back if you have his. He gets all the shawtys.
Wow is that James. 10/10 would smash!
by YungCuzSwaggfacebaby October 7, 2021
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