I Bro Hard

When you overdo sticking up for or protecting your bro.

Marty: Geez, you really went off in the GC defending your boy, eh? You didn't have to go nuclear on everyone just because you didnt get a basic joke.

Loh: Sorry I made it awkward for you, I Bro Hard.

Marty: Atleast pay for the flowers I have to send to everyone's wives for you calling them Street Capitalists.

by Mike109999 August 6, 2025

Gamampy Bro

Geico add where the kid says "Come at me bro" about novel tees but it sounds he says this

Guy 1: what's your problem dude you just stepped on my new Js
Guy 2: No i didn't!
Guy 1: you better be sorry douche

Guy 2: Gamampy bro! Show me what you got

by Jackwima May 12, 2018

Bro chitis

1. Your best guy friend has a hot girlfriend so you cheat on your girlfriend with them

2. You use your guy friend and his girlfriend to get rid of your girlfriend

“Once homie got a new girlfriend, he caught bro chitis and lost his own girlfriend”

by Missedup December 10, 2024

That’s the oranges, bro

The 2020 verison of “That’s the tea, sis”. Come on, people! Let’s get this trend going! New decade, new you. Peel me an orange= tell me. Juicy orange= hot gossip

Person 1: I just heard that Jessica and Aaron broke up!
Person 2: Ooh! That’s the oranges, bro.

by Ketchuptree January 7, 2020

bro fund

The act of borrowing money from a "bro" when short on cash knowing it will be paid back in full.

Bro 1: drinks?
Bro 2: nah dog I'm more broke than the Maccys ice-cream machine!
Bro 1: Bro fund?
Bro 2: yeah sweet bro I'll get them in next time!

by TheAbominableVapeman December 27, 2016

Bro-Meal

A term used when a middle aged woman tries to fit in and look cool when a group of stoned kids gather round the dining table to eat Spaghetti Bolognaise

Middle Aged Woman- “No worries guys I’ll leave you to your bro-meal”
Bro 1-*facepalms*
Bro 2- *Muffled laughter*
Bro 3-“what the fuck is a bro-meal”

by teebrno January 26, 2024

Bro Magnet

Generally a vehicle or a vessel of some sort that attracts other males, platonically, to each other. Often this will be a large truck, sports or muscle car. Not be confused with white BMWs Or Lamborghinis that are owned by smelly Arabic dudes. Rarely this is extended to objects, such as televisions or instruments, such as guitars.

Bro 1: Cody’s new Duramax Superduty Megacab Executioner Lifted dual stack coal roller is a total bro magnet.

Bro 2: I know. Zach and Brandon totally have diesel boners for it!

by Mega Hemroids January 31, 2020