Stock Life

The state of owning or driving a vehicle that consists of only factory parts and has no customization from it’s owner whatsoever

Mechanic Guy: “I just slapped some new shoes on my truck man, how about you? “

Random Dude: “Nah, I’m a Stock Life.”

by 12345808 April 30, 2021

Life

Doing what everybody in society does

Me: I hate my life

God: too bad ;)

by Daddy69 October 11, 2019

Life

That thing that can sometimes really seem to suck all the time

bruh, are you ok?
Yeah its just life

by Tanner_M November 27, 2015

Life,

Check the get the mug I think urban dictionary is telling Mr mug something

Poor mug. He's meing told to get a life, it hurts badly.

by Nathankyami November 28, 2023

Athletic sex life

What a track athlete and cheerleader would have, which is weird to imagine.

Track athlete-Cheer me on while I jump you baby.

Cheerleader- I hate it when you jump me, I'm not a hurdle. Gooooooo, fuck yourself tonight, I'm not in the mood.

Track athlete- I thought I was gonna get a trophy or a ring for my athletic sex life.

by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020

Life Vertigo

The sensation when the thought of the rest of your life is overwhelming, dizzying, and usual terrifying, often with strong tones of existential angst.

This is very likely to occur at the time of a quarter-life or midlife crisis, or at the moment of a great change in life - new child, divorce etc.

I couldn't get to sleep last night, I had a terrible case of life vertigo.

by Heardabouttheword January 3, 2019

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