King Cunt

Big ego, less than average dick size, works fuck-all hours and would prefer to study than chat shit with his mates

There Matt goes again, being King Cunt!

by bingbong@joebyron January 2, 2022

King

Louis tomlinson.

"Have you heard Louis Tomlinsons songs?"

"Yeah he's a KING"

by Fuckyoufather January 3, 2022

Lease Audit King

The auditor management companies fear. He will scrutinize every lease to see if you are hiding anything .

Hi Michelle,

See attached the list of discrepancies and issues I have with the leases I reviewed. Just another day at work for the Lease Audit King.

Ralph

by funatwork1 January 4, 2022

Choir King

An absolute LEGEND of a man who understands that REAL MEN SING. Can typically be found making godlike harmonies as he steals yo girl.

Chad sings beautifully in his men’s choir and is an absolute CHOIR KING 🤴

by raptor99 January 4, 2022

King andries

When something is so bad it feels like your being stabbed with fire

"Wow! I got a 10% on my math quiz!" "Oh no! It must feel like king andries!"

by Cartoon.obsessed January 6, 2022

King's new pfp

ugly ass duck

Person1: Did you see King's new pfp?
Person2: Yeah that's an ugly ass duck.

by Oxalis Cate January 9, 2022

poggers king

kiki is poggers king. The ruler of universe and existence.

Who is kiki?
kiki is poggers king. The ruler of universe and existence.

by ackepacek January 9, 2022