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John

While the name John may be common, and versatile as it is a preferred euphemism for some mundane and not so mundane things; the "cis gender" male John is anything but. There are many human male Johns on the planet, and while no two are the same, there does seem to be a preferred type. An extensive poll of attractive, loyal, kind, intelligent, hardworking and endearing woman, found that the most coveted of Johns seem to be this hybrid of dorky yet extremely masculine man. Let's just say hypothetically, that said John was out kayaking with a childhood crush, it would not be uncommon, for that crush to look over at him, and think " Oh my God, not only has this mid life crisis morphed him into Homer Simpson, but I am completely and utterly in love with that Duff drinking goofball".
As she tried to kayak herself out of the circle she kept paddling herself into, Beth was growing increasingly frustrated, wondering when she would finally get to consummate her relationship with John.
by A&Please me June 16, 2022
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Lebon Joms/Johns

Lebon Joms/Johns was Norwegian Basketball Player who was cousin to Miki Jason who was the king of pop who died from dooty booty diease since 1800
I love Lebon Joms/Johns is King fr dude”
“Ong dude” *drinks a Root Beer from Canada*
by naomilovescuba October 7, 2023
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Johned

When someone orders food but that someone isn't there in time to pick it up.
"Goosh, I really Johned that pizza, didn't I?"
by Einerstürmf December 13, 2016
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John Jang

Chill Fudi this guy is really a demon frl he will stop you in your tracks n rob you styll.
yo dont go there your gonna get "John Janged"
by Angel123123123123 October 6, 2025
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Big John

Someone who constantly one ups you, no matter how ridiculous the statement.
"My grandfather has an incredible hat collection. He has 742 hats!"

"That's nothing. I have *743* hats!"

"You're just Big Johnning me."

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"I used to do ballet when I was little."

(A 400 pound morbidly obese person) "I starred in Swan Lake!"

"Yeah, OK Big John."
by Wolfy6688 April 4, 2016
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John Shea Method

I used the John Shea Method to pass my test.
by The Beast (The Real One) October 20, 2021
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