God count

The number of a random thing that you will never know, only a god could know by watching

“I really wish I knew what my god count was for how many strangers found me attractive”

“Bro, you’re lucky if it’s 3”

by Night Monkey December 10, 2021

God

A person named Urica. Totally not my friend

Oh God!=Oh Urica!

by anonymous May 18, 2021

Honda God

A Humble individual with so many kids he drives a minivan. Being "Scared of Stella" is known to be another attribute of this person. First to speak and quick to anger, he is always ready for a war of words.

I couldn't run my car against the Honda God since his car was broken again.

by Hond@ God August 16, 2020

Vape God

Not Tristan

Tristan isn’t a vape god 😳

by um.i.d.k March 14, 2020

rizz god

it means you have alot of rizz and usually get all the gyats.

beta: oh man i wish i could rizz up teh gyatts

rizz god: i get so many gyatts all the time im drowning in gyatts

by stickybedsheets February 8, 2024

Vape God

Someone who has mastered the absolute art of vaping who doesn’t care when someone says vaping is gay and when is told that usually responds with “Huh, so is ur mom bruh!”

Usually spoken with the saying “vuh vuh vuh, vuh vuh vuh, vuh vuh vuh” then of course the yelling of “Vape GODDDDDDD”

Ya know Henry and Christian were the OG Vape Gods

*takes hit* Friend: “vuh vuh vuh, vuh vuh vuh” as they start to say the last “vuh vuh vuh” u prepare to blow out ur cloud simultaneously with the saying “Vape GODDDDDDD”

by yxng j1zzy March 31, 2020

Gods/Real

if you use Gods/Real pronouns, you’re questioning sexuality and worship satan. by saying this, you’re telling the other person you’re acting christian to be validated.

“hey ally, what’s your pronouns?”
“my pronouns are Gods/Real!”
“oh, i didn’t know you were in the closet and looking for validation”

by hippie_dude05 October 28, 2021