James

There are a lot of James, but know there's a wide variety of types. While a lot are total dickheads, some are the best people you'll ever meet. These James are fantastic, are generally smart, kind and handsome and might seem too good to be true. Know that these James are very special. If you're dating or friends with one, consider yourself lucky.

"Is that new kid James a dick?"
"Nah, he's one of the good ones. He's actually really chill."
"Oh, sick!"

by wowlolepic October 20, 2021

James

Short white guy who’s cute asfff, he has usually a nice ass and a sharp and hot jawline.
Has a deep voice and he’s so peng.

“James is so peng, he’s my cutie small gonger”

by marvin rg April 4, 2021

James Sanford

he is just a kid with small ears and he cant play defense to save his life

He let him score again, he is like a James Sanford

by Colin Spencer April 10, 2019

James Marriott

A Fortnite god who only gets dubs and dabs on his defenseless enemies.

Chad 1: WOAH ! Did you see that James Marriott around the map!
Chad 2: It’s me. I’m the James Marriott. Now you must DIE. *DABBING*

Chad 1: OH GOD NO PLEASE!!!!

by Whatslookin’ not me May 31, 2021

James 1:72

“Just trying to ball with my bros.”- Jesus

I live my life by James 1:72.

by BeeseChruger April 22, 2023

James

A quirked up white boy that knows how to bust it down sexual style and is goted with the sauce.
He is hairy, hates women, and is a little racist.
He loves moms "his idol is Young gravy".
And he acts a little sus with his homies.

Hey man who is that leaving your mom's. Oh thats just james.

by Thefamedjames October 18, 2022

James Urbaniak as Kurt Gödel

James's Kurt Gödel in Oppenheimer; you know, 'Difficult People's' Arthur? Now he's solving equations. Always on point, serious and enigmatic.

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: who's the guy in Oppenheimer who looks super intelligent?

Person 2: That's James Urbaniak as Kurt Gödel, duh! From 'Difficult People' to nuclear physics.

by courtofowls September 4, 2023