by Peter Retep December 17, 2018
To fail at something when you were in a position of extreme advantage; also to obviously fail and then lie and say you didn't fail.
The golf ball was only a foot from the hole, but he trumped it. I think his final scorecard was low by at least 18 strokes. What a trumper.
by Diabolical Dave February 13, 2021
To fail at something when you were in a position of extreme advantage. Or, to obviously fail and something but then lie and say you did not fail.
The golf ball was only a foot from the hole, but he trumped it. He did that on every hole. I think his final scorecard was at least 20 strokes low. What a trumper.
by Diabolical Dave February 13, 2021
trump, n. a small, stump-like penis that is visibly wider than it is tall. Remarkable diminutive and toadstool-like in appearance. Any namesake or lookalike of the original "trump," the membrum virile of the 45th President of the United States, which was so described by actress and director Stephanie Gregory Clifford (also known as Stormy Daniels), along with other intimate partners of the former president. Synonymous with choad or chode.
1. A: "It's stunning that with a stumpy, tiny trump like that the guy was able to procreate and have a family!"
2. Mike: "Now I know why the humiliatingly fawning and worshipful followers of the 45th President are called 'trumplickers'!" Ike: "Yeah, the cult members, the man, and his micro-mushroom are equally ridiculous and repulsive! They're all one and the same!"
2. Mike: "Now I know why the humiliatingly fawning and worshipful followers of the 45th President are called 'trumplickers'!" Ike: "Yeah, the cult members, the man, and his micro-mushroom are equally ridiculous and repulsive! They're all one and the same!"
by anonymiserly October 12, 2021
To request a Trump is when you hire a prostitute to render services in the form of urination (or defecation) on a person's chest to achieve sexual satisfaction.
Donald requested the prostitute to perform a Trump in his high class hotel room while visiting Moscow.
by Akachan79 June 5, 2022
Dark red-brown gelatinous globs made out of congealed period blood. They tend to accumulate in the body and then slip out during pressure changes, like sneezes or standing up. They are generally a mess to clean up, as they usually burst and stain everything.
A: Girl, you have a trumps running down your leg
B: i should stop wearing skirts on my period!
or
A: I just passed a trump the size of my thumb! BTW I'm out of tampons
B: i should stop wearing skirts on my period!
or
A: I just passed a trump the size of my thumb! BTW I'm out of tampons
by yararadorada January 22, 2017