Microwave God

God of microwaves, They are so much better than toasters and ovens or stoves

Microwave.exe has stopped working

Hey I forgot to pray to the microwave god today :(, *gets struck by lightning*

by microwave-overlord November 11, 2020

good morning and god bless

When you take a shit, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet. Its a good morning and god bless!

Wife "Why did you just come out of the bathroom with dirty dishes?"

you "It was a good morning and god bless!"

by MitchyAK12 May 23, 2018

God’s Power

God’s Power, the best person you will ever meet.period ! They are the best listener, the best advice giver, and just all around a joy to be around. They have a great taste in fashion. They care very much about the people in their life. Most definitely the most loyal friend, companion, or significant other to have. They fill the room with happiness and exude positive energy! Truly the life of the party. Also the kindest most sweet person. Will show their affection with physical touch or acts of kindness. There is no on on Earth with a bigger heart. If you have a God’s power in your life, then keep them! It is truly an honor to be in their life!
Also they are the warmest big spoon ever!

“ The winter used to be brutal!”

“Thank goodness I have God’s Power to keep me warm all night long!”

“Thanks God’s Power, you’re the best big spoon ever!”

by Aussielover19 June 18, 2021

I saw God

Whenever someone comes to a climax in an extraordinary way, to the point that one sees white light and stars or it feels like a transcendent, heavenly experience from the sexual activity one took part in.

You were amazing, I think I saw God fifteen times!

by CrispyLingo December 12, 2023

god

The perfect power, wisdom, and love thats built into the everything source.

Are aliens real? Only god knows.

by strs43202 November 3, 2025

Mount of the Gods

A game on ROBLOX that should be an actual game. You have to survive seasons by sacrificing objects, farming, hunting, and more. You can also collect different masks that give you items or boosts. It's an awesome game that I highly reccomend if you have ROBLOX.

Me: hey dude wanna play Mount of the Gods?
Idiot: You mean that dumb game on ROBLOX?
Me: Go to hell

by john stromboli September 7, 2020

God roleplay

When someone acts like a god and makes himself a god-like being

Spencer is such a faggot for always doing a god roleplay

by Chameleoncoochi April 24, 2022