Asian cat is when you flip a Asian bitch, a vitanemise bitch or a Chinese bitch and u find her bush and put gel in it. When the gel is in her bush you put her in the freezer. One hour later u get her and her frozen gel and stick your dick in her and the frozen gel will scratch u like a car
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If your sad they just get rid of it
Theres two kinds of cats NINJA and calm
ninja cats attack you when you don't annoy them but calm cats attack you when you annoy them.. guess you can call it acat on titan haha.. im not funny
If your sad they just get rid of it
Theres two kinds of cats NINJA and calm
ninja cats attack you when you don't annoy them but calm cats attack you when you annoy them.. guess you can call it acat on titan haha.. im not funny
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