god

Senne

Senne is een god

by ifyouknowyouknow123 October 28, 2021

Good Morning and God Bless

When a person is taking a crap whilst drinking coffee and eating breakfast on the toilet

i do not need to eat i had a Good Morning and God Bless

by poxytron May 31, 2018

lord of god

It’s when something is so amazing it’s a GOD but so much better that it can be the lord,but it can’t just be the lord it’s the lord of god

U in a car shirtless now that’s a lord of god

by Lordy Jesus November 5, 2017

Frysauce God

A religious Deity only known to be worshipped in the State of Utah, via the Brotherhood of the Frysauce, believed to be a branch of the Latter Day Saints.

"The Frysauce God is an important figure to the Citizens of Utah."

by Glawowow November 2, 2021

God loves you

Used as a synonym for "I’m a horny twink who wants to get railed hard"

"I don’t really believe in Christianity, but I respect you nonetheless!"

"But god loves you!"

"I’m almost finished."

by Isnorkelincoughsyrup January 26, 2024

Gay God

A pagan entity, worshipped since ancient times BC but not well known nowadays.

Its despicted in the classic paintings as an old drag queen riding a pink alicorn, wielding a 3 foot log dildo-shaped scepter, forged by Hephaestus himself.

One swing from his scepter can create massive earthquakes, rainbows, volcanic eruptions and gay parades worldwide. People are used to blame HAARP for such drastic environmental changes, when actually its Gay God angry at mortals for making bad use of decoration and fashion.

In a distant past LGBTQIA+ people would sacrifice young virgin gays to calm down Gay God, not before they get voluntarily sodomized by 10 inch BBCs.

Gay 1: Girl, just look at this shirt, don't you think im fabulous?

Gay 2: Yeah, but those horrific shoes are out of fashion and don't match anything. I will pray for Gay God to not punish us.

by H1b3rt0 March 8, 2023

God slam it

Asking god to slam whatever you are mad at instead of damning it

god slam it

by xvottic April 6, 2023