rocking jelly

half erect penis while still maintaining malleability; sportin' a half chub;

I've been rocking jelly since we picked up that sexy hitchhiker an hour ago.
Your mom's tits got me rocking jelly.

by homojeanious October 13, 2017

Rock Polisher

Noun
A male that ingages in the act of sucking on another males testicles by rotating them around in his mouth during oral sex for the pleasure of the other male.

That boy is a dirty rock polisher, his dad caught him polishing another dudes rocks in his room.

by LullabiiSkies May 1, 2024

a rock

famous quote by the spongey man himself and the sponge's closest thing to a vehicle.

Squidward: that's just a stupid boulder!
SpongeBob: it's not just a boulder, it's a rock!

by Evan Who? January 27, 2024

Lobster Rock

When you thoroughly get your vulva decimated via another person’s rock hard lobster cock

“Get ready to feel the lobster rock”

by Lobster Rock July 14, 2019

rock bouncer

Going off roading over rocks with a fist sized dildo in your ass giving you a bouncing motion

Joe was having a lonely night after welding so he decided to do a rock bouncer to entain himself

by Whiskey throttle December 25, 2016

what the rock

When you are asking “what the heck” but it autocorrects and you realize that’s what was in your heart all along.

Friend:I just licked a brick.
You: What the rock?

by Dikolas June 27, 2019

lets rock & roll!

when your about to leave the house with your family and dad or mum? says lets rock & roll! in the UK.

child: i'm ready lets go now.
dad: lets rock & roll!

by garlicisepik February 12, 2023