Poop Guest

When you go over to someones house just to poop, and then leave. This person thinks you are coming over for a nice visit. Instead you leave them with a smelly bathroom.

Dude came over to my house as a Poop Guest. Needless to say he is no longer invited over.

by arthurvandelay November 28, 2016

Poop Tea

A phenomenon that occurs when feces is left unflushed in a toilet until it dissolves and turns the water an orange-ish shade of brown reminiscent of some herbal teas.

I forgot to flush my deuce this morning before I left for work and found Poop Tea in the water when I opened the lid again.

by Silas Schadenfreude February 20, 2017

Poop Sommelier

An enthusiastic expert in the depth of aromas in human fecal matter. Often found outside restrooms, waiting for a waft of olfactory pleasure emanating from a porcelain bowl full of goodies. Some like rich full reds, others fine crisp whites. The poop sommelier seeks the browns and often greens of excrement.

That incessant imp was outside the bathroom again waiting for me as I was taking a shit. What is wrong with him?
Answer: Poop Sommelier

by Karl Hungus April 24, 2024

Poop Burger

A burger made out of poop.

Mmm this poop burger is delicious

by JayPlaysStuff February 18, 2021

Poop

Something That Comes Out Of Your Butt That can Be Red, green, or brown. It Gets in ya panties sometimes too😂

I had to hold in my {Poop} all day, Some Of It leaked😬

by LumpshapuBoy May 11, 2018

Poop Syringe

When a homeless person drops a 50/50 consistency of poop and diarrhea.( As to keep its form) Then sucks up the mixture into a syringe making it full of shit at this point the syringe is armed and they’re ready to protect to lay of land.

Nah man I don’t wanna camp at concrete city the homeless are known to tote poop syringes!

by 15 minutes could save 10% March 6, 2023

poop

something that is brun and sogy

this is some sogy poop

by pee boy November 3, 2020