fat end of my fuck stick

sux the fat end of my fuck stick
by christian j grant September 16, 2008
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now listen up you fat fuck

Now listen up you fat fuck is what you say when you are going to start the most fire rant of 2016.
When that dude calls you irrelevant.

"Now listen up you fat fuck..

I'M EX PLUG DJ, I WAS ONE OF THE FIRST DUBTRACK MEMBERS. I MADE THE SKYPE COMMUNITY. I AM SKYPE I'M THE NEW GENERATION OF KARMAWHORING. AND I'M IRRELEVANT? PISS OFF WITH YOUR SHITTY BALL'ON TALK CRINGE BULLSHIT. THE ONLY REASON ANYONE WOULD EVER VOTE FOR YOU IS THAT THEY SAW YOUR MISERABLE FACE AND FELT LIKR THEY HAD TO DO IT OUT OF SYMPATHY. NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO BACK TO THE CAVE YOU BELONG IN."
by DiedPiepMuis December 31, 2016
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chesse burger eating fat ass

a fat tub of lard that wherres the same sweater all year...dirty yet disgusting has no sense in his head and never stops eating or talking about food
look at that dustin kid he is a chesse burger eating fat ass
by xo-b*t*h December 14, 2010
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A response to someone who tries to shine light on a fubar situation.

The slightly better choice between two undesirable options.

The lesser of two evils.
Jim: It's hot today, but it's a dry heat.

Tim: That's like saying she doesn't sweat too much for a fat girl.

Jim: Too bad you're going to prison, but hopefully your cell mate wont have a massive dong.

Tim: That's like saying she doesn't sweat too much for a fat girl.
by TarzanSD September 24, 2008
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Someone who is so fat and ugly that they need to resort to same sex relationships with other people that are irregularly hideous, not to be confused with an ordinary lesbian
Ellie is such a tit sucking fat sun blocking lezzie
by ellis walsh March 09, 2007
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