big guacamoly meat stick licker maxx

a big guacamoly meat stick lick licker maxx is a person who cant stop licking people. commonly used in north american parts of the world

"yo my homie big guacamoly meat stick licker maxx trace is always licking peoples meat".
"damn homie thas crazy twin"

by ni double g a June 20, 2025

wear my meat loafers

have a craving for meat, inspired by the meat loaf scene with Will Ferrel in Wedding Crashers

Let's go for lunch! I wear my meat loafers today.

by Johnny Lavender March 16, 2008

Meat milking

A male is Jacking off, till he milks his meat

Are you meat milking?

Are you a meat milker?

by Meat milker January 13, 2017

Meat Water

A bottle or metal thermos in which a vile concoction a meat sticks, water, burger, expired yogurt, saliva, bread, and any other table scraps on hand is brewing. It is necessary for meat water to be stored in a couch or other furniture item where unsuspecting victims will be present for its inevitable explosion.

"What's that atrocious smell?"
"Spencer made another batch of meat water!"

by Rock the Stage April 18, 2023

Meat Apnea

A condition wherein the use of a CPAP machine causes a raging boner or morning wood

I wear a CPAP at night and now I've got a bad case of meat apnea

by Frankie_Muniz March 29, 2024

Mcdonalds in the Meat Cave Day

The 1st of March 2025. A man by the name of GoofyGuy began to sing his favourite song when he slipped up and said the mcdonalds was in the meat cave

What are you going to do on Mcdonalds in the Meat Cave Day Day?

by Shucks77 March 1, 2025

expired meat tent

An expired meat tent is exactly as it sounds. It has passed it’s use by date, usually been abused on its way there and full to the brim.

Can also be used as a way to describe a pregnant person in which you are afraid to assume their gender.

Wow look at the bump on that “expired meat tent” who lost their barge pole?

by Meaty M October 28, 2019