Jack and Jill Party

A party for poor rednecks who can't afford a wedding so they charge people $15/ticket to eat cheap gross food and beer, and then let everyone drive home drunk. Typically takes place at a Fish & Game Club or a VFW.

"My boyfriend Bobby Joe and I can't afford our wedding so we're having our family and friends pay for it with a Jack and Jill party. Oh and we're not doing any of the work. Our wedding party is...and they are paying for this party!"

by LaLaDeDeDaDa May 31, 2019

Jacking my steez

To mess with someone in order to disrupt their swagger

Are you jacking my steez?

by Œöø January 3, 2021

Carolina Cracker Jack

Where you put a bunch of crackers in your mouth and mush them up and fill your mouth with cracker mush. then you smack your cheeks and shoot it out in someone's face.

(As seen on The Green Mile where "wild bill" does it to the guard with a moon-pie.

He got "Carolina Cracker Jacked" by wild bill.

by Cullen W. May 28, 2006

Jack In The Box

While a person is getting their butthole licked, a rectal tickle occurs enticing a fart.

That bitch was such a whore I wasn't even embarrassed about unleashin the Jack in the Box.

by Noynumal May 1, 2009

jacking yourself off

a. the act of consciously being in denial in order to
maintain a positive outlook.
Thinking happy thoughts.

Dude, she's in vegas with her X. If you don't think she's sucking him off right now; you're just jacking yourself off.

by That's all I gotta do for 72 virgins? August 30, 2006

Jacksonville Jumping Jack

While at a concert, on the second tier a man jumps off the ledge performing a perfect front flip, while performing the flip he shits and cums all over the crowd.

hey did you see john last night? he pulled off a jacksonville jumping jack.

by chestersmokington October 24, 2010

Lumber Jack Breakfast

When you are logjamming a woman and then fart in her mouth.

Im sleeping on the couch again because I gave the old lady a Lumber Jack Breakfast.

by actorguy1428 August 11, 2008