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Water(ing) Hole Politics

When the division and "hate" between two political figures, parties, countries, etc. is predominantly fabricated, and both parties/figures are on much better terms with each other than what they portray, all to benefit their own personal interests.
"Dude, did you see the picture of the Clinton's with Trump at his wedding? I thought they hated each other!"
"Bro, their hatred for each other is just some watering hole politic."

Water(ing) hole politics came to me in a fever dream. Derives from how animals were thought to put aside their prey/predator interactions when at a watering hole. This turned out to be a myth, just like how even the friendly banter of two political opponents which supposedly hate each other behind the scenes is likely fake too, as both candidates are acting nice to each other behind curtains for their own personal gain, and likely don't even like each other.
by Lolo Spaghetti November 10, 2020
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Guest Hole

Anus. The vagina is sacred and only to be used by one's significant other. As the ass is saved for the cheating women and that's where they need to keep thier adventures outside thier primary relationship. Using protection with anyone else is also a must of course. It is thought to be offensive to have ones husband have sex with a female in the ass without protection as this is where the stray diseases may lurk due to community deposits and mishaps. Never allow anyone outside of the primary relationship use the vagina as that is just low of a person. And that person will be sent to hell for adultry. All others that have sex with the married woman must use the guest hole only. It's just common respect when respect is already broken. It's the way to have sex with no intentions of getting a divorce. Some men will give 2nd chanced eaiser knowing she reserved her vagina for him and him only!
Jack and Jim pounded Lisa in the guest hole cuz she was cheating on her husband just looking for a good time but had no intention on leaving him.
by Alsolex August 12, 2025
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fire in the hole

"FIRE IN THE HOLE!" is a legendary sound effect that can be heard in the video game Geometry Dash. (See also "lobotomy")
Me: *plays a level in Geometry Dash*
Not even 10 seconds into the level: FIRE IN THE HOLE!
by swag9001 June 3, 2024
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heavy hole

Rude, but potentially affectionate Scottish slang for anyone of rather sizable, fat, hench or big proportions.
Huv ye seen Theresa after her gastric band op? She used tae be such a heavy hole, noo she's a skinnymalink!

Naw, YOU go tell that heavy hole tae get aff the bench press, cunt's a fucking unit!
by Bletherskite June 3, 2024
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oklahoma o-hole

An colostomy that is used as a fuckhole, most often, but not necessarily, in prison.
After his colon resection, Jimmy was dreading his return to prison for fear that his new ostomy would be used as an Oklahoma o-hole.
by NCHawk November 24, 2013
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Rubbing holes

Rubbing holes is when two women rub each other vaginas together
Two horny women left the bar to go rubbing holes together
by Bing-a-ling5 November 26, 2016
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butt hole

butt hole and penis go together like peanut butter and jelly
by Love the bum March 6, 2020
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