dick-walking

Rising from bed in a state of semi-wakefulness realizing you have both a raging erection and a full bladder; then stumbling to the bathroom.

I woke up dick-walking last night. I didn't know if I needed a toilet or a piece of ass first.

by maechtig October 27, 2015

Dick Winds

The gas that leaves a man's penis after having it filled with air from a bike pump.

Man, I've been letting out these dick winds all day after that pump off last night.

by skulldark May 20, 2009

dick level

Something that is right in front of you that you can't find, and is about 32 inches above the floor.

"Hey Moe, where on this shelf is the framulator?"
Moe: "Dick level, dude, dick level"

by curranimal January 5, 2009

shut dick

a statement made to silence someone immediately but while at the same time doing it in a playful way.

'Hey Dombradovino!, can you shut dick so we can get these girls back to the lair?'

by provider44 January 14, 2010

Pink Dick

This sexual act is performed when the male genitalia is rammed up his own anus, then proceeding to fart repeatedly until at the point of ejaculation he doesn't cum but he farts out of the end of his bellend therefore you are able to pass on pink eye when nutting in another's eye.

I just gave someone "Pink Dick"!

by Killercow347 December 28, 2016

dick-queef

Alternate spelling of dickqueef. See also: cockqueef, dick fart, quofe.

noun: penile flatulence, i.e. air emitted from the penis through the urethra.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly dick-queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.

by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

Dick mailer

One who dilivers by the means of a post office, a dildo to a gay lover before butt sex.

Bob: Do you know why Abe sent me a dildo in the mail? That's kind of fruity.

Ron: Dude, you better hide or something. That fag's a dick mailer!

by JakE May 21, 2007