When two straight dudes are sitting awkwardly close to one another discussing traditionally masculine topics, such as auto mechanics, sandwich construction, sports, power tools, or an occasional record breaking bowel movement.
They may also mention a trip to the local home improvement or sporting good store.
They may also mention a trip to the local home improvement or sporting good store.
Yesterday I over heard my husband say to his friend, “Dude you should have seen the serpent I laid in the toilet this morning, it was beached on both ends”
And that’s when I knew they were bro lounging.
And that’s when I knew they were bro lounging.
by Holly M Schultz August 3, 2025
Get the Bro Loungingmug. by Meepdude December 21, 2021
Get the Rain bromug. No I do not have to cede the discourse to someone who has a ✌️✊️✌️desirable✌️✊️✌️ outcome so they can sit there and MAKE SOME SHIT UP to make themselves SOUND good (regardless of the truth of their propositions). Get the fuck out of here with that.
A retard "Listen to people who have the outcome, bro"
Hym "Nah, you go fuck yourself with that. You know damn well your ass is just going to lie about anything that makes YOUR SUCCESS (either) look trivial OR as though there are external factors that exist outside of your control that are the direct result of your success. You're SURE AS HELL going to lie if anything makes your wife look like a disreputable slut. Anything that doesn't lend credence to the proposition that your are an extra special guy who's uniquely deserving of your outcome will be dismissed, mocked, or denied. So, no. Fuck you. I don't have to sit there and let a motherfucker lie."
Hym "Nah, you go fuck yourself with that. You know damn well your ass is just going to lie about anything that makes YOUR SUCCESS (either) look trivial OR as though there are external factors that exist outside of your control that are the direct result of your success. You're SURE AS HELL going to lie if anything makes your wife look like a disreputable slut. Anything that doesn't lend credence to the proposition that your are an extra special guy who's uniquely deserving of your outcome will be dismissed, mocked, or denied. So, no. Fuck you. I don't have to sit there and let a motherfucker lie."
by Hym Iam October 9, 2023
Get the Listen to people who have the outcome, bromug. by shaggymorphism October 27, 2021
Get the bromug. by DaffyU_U October 3, 2011
Get the Bro-hensionmug. 
I love you, bro.
by BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH January 28, 2020
Get the Bromug.