by Fartmarter September 16, 2022

Dude: Owch! Damn hash rocks, Man. Wait where is it!? Must have been my imagination..
Man: Awh Dude, looks like you had a phantom hash rock.
Man: Awh Dude, looks like you had a phantom hash rock.
by famizzle May 31, 2018

A style of music born in the 90s that makes the apology of a rock that is dumb, laughing, infused with pop melodies and punk vibes to celebrate.
by stillinrock February 12, 2018

The anthems of scrubs (see scrub ) the incredibly generic music mostly appreciated by the kids in JROTC who grow puberty mustaches and hug their girls in the hallway like they're about to go to Afghanistan. Also enjoyed by the people who think small towns are a great place to never leave and by juggalos when they aren't listening to ICP. The most noteworthy examples are as follows: Nickelback, Creed, Seether, Daughtry, Three Days Grace, Hinder, etc. More commonly known as butt rock or trash metal or even "post-grunge" by those who try and justify this genre of music is even worth a non-condescending title. Popular among blue collar Americans as they lack the taste to appreciate anything they didn't hear on the radio in the mid 2000s whilst hanging out at the local Walmart.
Hey man, can I use the aux chord?
Yeah, just don't play any fucking Scrub Rock.
Oh come on, you know I don't sleep with my sister bro.
Yeah, just don't play any fucking Scrub Rock.
Oh come on, you know I don't sleep with my sister bro.
by TheCurator September 3, 2016

Hi my name’s Korg I’m kind of like the leader in here. I’m made of rocks as you can see, but don’t let that intimidate you, you don’t need to be afraid unless you’re made of scissors. Just a little rock-paper-scissors joke there for you!
by korg.the.perishable.rock October 17, 2021

by Taylor Anderson March 21, 2004
