when u leave all ur cumin ur moms vagina and the bust a fattie in ur mom shampoo ill show my pean to ur family
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by lilbilchildbeater March 22, 2020
by purpledaddy13 February 04, 2023
Deaf meat is often referred to a clogged penile shaft. After repeatedly masturbating, a build up of salty hard cum sticks to the walls of the piss hole, making it impossible to take a piss. Only people who masturbate a lot are at risk.
Nurse, get me the surgeons, this patient has deaf meat. A surgical operation is imminent, and we may be required to remove a portion of this man's penis.
by Jesse935232 December 04, 2017
A meat ball is when someone eats a meat ball with a fork and the meat ball runs away
From your plate.
From your plate.
by Dr pepperoni May 27, 2021
When you are playing a sport where you wear cleats such as soccer or football and somebody steps on your dick.
Person 1: Did Conner just cleat your meat?
Person 2: Yes, I looked at my dick and it was bleeding, I think it's scarred!
Person 1: That's it I'm gonna kick his ass.
Person 2: Yes, I looked at my dick and it was bleeding, I think it's scarred!
Person 1: That's it I'm gonna kick his ass.
by 22 Knowledge December 10, 2015
by BeckasaurusRex May 04, 2010
by Lankfvrd November 23, 2023