Ass meat

1. A derogatory word to describe someone who doesn't listen or follow instructions
2. A straight man who cock teases a gay man.

1. Listen to me, ass meat!
2. Jamie, stop being Alf's ass meat!

by yugsey August 21, 2017

meat fucker

Fuck an animal then kill and eat it

I'm a meat fucker

by Hobojoseph May 21, 2018

Meat-seeking gristle

meat-seeking gristle noun \ˈpē-nəs\

: the part of the body of men and male animals that is used for sex and through which urine leaves the body

Chad: "My boss is a real meat-seeking gristle head."

Barbara: "I know that you're proud of your new word, and it's not the least clever play on words I've ever heard from you, but-"

Chad: "MEAT-SEEKING GRISTLE!!!"

by keldard June 8, 2014

Meat Sack

The newly rising slang for condoms in Springfield Ohio. They're sacks that you put your meat in. Get it?

Javier uses extra-small meat sacks when we do the nasty.

Brett uses lubricated meat sacks to make anal with Garrett more pleasurable.

by Your Friend Phil August 15, 2014

Rape meat

A person who is used only to be raped.
Or
#xdrdn

I used that girl as rape meat last night

by HliasLemons October 30, 2023

skeeter meat

When a man has a small, short, and thin penis.

Girl 1: How was your night with Greg?
Girl 2: Oh he was great! Took me out to the fair, then to dinner. But....
Girl 1: But what?
Girl 2: He had skeeter meat :(

by Ritch850 August 27, 2019

meat gazer

A secretly gay or "curious" male who fixes his eyes upon other men's junk; a gay man

Hey dude... why does it seem like you're always checkin' out other dudes junk? You were totally scoping our servers package you meat gazer!

by Theghost43 February 10, 2015