I came home from school last Friday, and was greeted by my dad tugging his meat udder over a family photo of us, it was really disturbing.
by Meat Man 666 June 16, 2018
Get the Meat Uddermug. When your associate overindulges on grilled steak and beer every night for the better part of the week, then passes out and farts the most putrid stench possible without shitting himself while asleep.
by sendnudes459@gmail.com December 21, 2022
Get the meat-fartsmug. When one unexpectedly ends an act of sodomy with another in an outdoor setting with temperatures below freezing.
by All Bets Hedged March 31, 2020
Get the Meat out of the freezermug. The meat slap also known as the clapper slapper, the dick swatter and the pisser poke is a sexual action in which a male partner or a chick with a dick slaps their sexual partner in the face with their dick. Commonly seen being used by prison inmates and hobos.
by ohz999 November 19, 2023
Get the Meat slapmug. The mathematics, like Sir Johns First Aid, where we are. The god particle of business. 25 cents for a paper bag (slams fist on desk in anger), is it worth it? There is a present potential to be paid more if you can cure cancer. Left all the money under the dig tree or in a big steel can, gotta know the lurks and perks. Innovation!
by BromptonCocktail February 4, 2024
Get the Meat on the Bonemug. A juicy woman with mountains of meat in all the right places. She’s slim thick af and got the horsepower to pack a punch should you be lucky enough to bed her.
Damn girl you a ma fuckin meat truck wit dat fat ass. Why don’t you back it up and deliver me the goods boo?
by BUTTCRACKERASS March 18, 2022
Get the Meat truckmug. 