Decimal Dick Syndrome

When someone's dick is so small... that it can only be measured in decimal form.

Male Doctor: "I'm sorry, Rob. But you have a case of Decimal Dick Syndrome. Highly contagious. Please stay away from me."

by Slipnslide December 28, 2023

December 29th

December 29th is national send a booty pic to whoever send you this definition

"Send me a booty pic bae it's December 29th"

by IluvStarzzx December 28, 2023

December 28th

national give your girl a million dollars day!

Yo it’s December 28th here’s your million dollars baby

by Bestgfever December 28, 2023

December 28, national give your girl a million dollars day

Just give her a million dollars🥰

Hey it’s December 28, national give your girl a million dollars day! Here’s a million dollars baby!

by Bestgfever December 28, 2023

December 28

National tell your crush/partner you don’t love them anymore day

Person 1 : “ hey Abby I don’t love you anymore”
Person 2 : “what why!?”
Person 1 : “because it’s December 28!”

by Fifli-18 December 28, 2023

December 29

Send your boyfriend a booty pic day!

On this day, it’s suggested that all girlfriends send their boyfriends a booty pic - to help them get through the day, of course.

“What’s today’s date?”
“December 29th”
“Really? I almost forgot to send my boyfriend a pic!”

by An anonymous, loving boyfriend December 29, 2023

December 29th

Send you partner soady titty pic

Babe is december 29th

by Ballcat69 December 29, 2023