ghost poop

when you try to poop but you just fart

man you pooped quick.
nah man it was just a ghost poop.

by hammie boie July 12, 2018

poop labor

Poop labor is when you know you have to poop but when your cheeks hit the seat you can't poop so your just waiting for it to come out. Occasionally pushing and pushing then breathing as if in labor. Just waiting to poop.

"Im In poop labor. I really have to poop and it's like half way out but pushing isn't helping."

by McNasty1989 January 12, 2017

Scrub the poop deck

Verb, a euphemism for eating out somebody's ass, popularized by pirate meme culture in mid 2023

Sailor: Reportin' fer duty, Cap'n!

Cap'n: Aye, there's a lad! Get down and scrub the poop deck!

Sailor: Aye-aye! Where's the mop?

Cap'n: ...

by janey-e1999 September 24, 2023

Poop packer

The little guys that work in your colon, they form and pack the poop to be sent out. They work for local union #2!

The poop packers are working overtime, I had coffee for breakfast.

by Jamgar January 20, 2024

poop troop

The band of sisters to which all women belong. Girls who poop together stay together. Girls must attend the bathroom together, usually to poop.

Brad: why must women always make toilet together?
Tom: it's the poop troop

by mattpacer May 16, 2016

Nose poop

Sexy, special and attractive booger or person which that person always does naughty things such as having segg with others

Grandpa ying:hey nose poop wanna do something naughty 😈

Nose poop:like last night?

Grandpa ying: you’re such a nose poop!

by Not pork June 08, 2023

poop shoota

A firearm either lacking in quality overall, lacking in aesthetics, or from a manufacturer of ill repute.

"Did you see that Joe just picked up another Poop Shoota? You can't keep him and his welfare checks away from those things!"

by Scientia_Dei October 22, 2022