When a person is convincing another they will perform the act of coitus, but in return uses there facilities to perform a bowl movement, and upon finishing leaves the destination hastily.
Dam that girl comes in like we were gonna get it on, she took a dump and ran. She just got me with a Poop and Go
by Jackiepaper June 24, 2017

by weenis boi 74 July 31, 2021

by UltroGmr May 21, 2021

by Bowser August 11, 2023

Guy: dude wanna eat my shit
Other guy: sure
LATER
Guy: that was jummy
Other guy: Hej kids pooping porn is when you shit
Other guy: sure
LATER
Guy: that was jummy
Other guy: Hej kids pooping porn is when you shit
by Dhifvbjufvv September 27, 2023

A poop that hurts when it comes out. (Just like how spikes hurt)
Spikey fart is the brother of it: a fart that hurts when it comes out
Spikey fart is the brother of it: a fart that hurts when it comes out
Chad: Hey, I just had a spikey poop and it hurt like buttcheeks!
Chad 2: Oh at least you didn't have a spikey fart to follow it up.. Anyways, put some wet toilet paper on it and you'll be fine
Chad 2: Oh at least you didn't have a spikey fart to follow it up.. Anyways, put some wet toilet paper on it and you'll be fine
by POOPEATER6969420 August 18, 2020

by maxnellson March 31, 2024
