avoid like the fucking plague

The plague was a deadly disease. If you got infected by the bacteria, you would die. Obviously you don't want to die. So if you avoid something like you would avoid the plague the plague, you really, really try to avoid it.

That man I avoid like the fucking plague.

by Foxyflower September 24, 2015

i like your cut g

When someone gets a hair cut or a cut fown there and it’s exposing skin so ppl slap it😂

*friend gets haircut*
Me: I like your cut g *slaps the skin*
Or
*girlfriend shaves her😼*
Boyfriend: I like your cut g *slaps her 😼*😂

by anonymous September 15, 2020

rock you like a Herman Cain

A black guy promising to put the moves on a large breasted, blonde white woman before he runs for POTUS.

Here I am!
rock you like a Herman Cain!

by Beeb E. King November 19, 2011

you smell like you farted

a meme in which two men freestyle against each other. one starts saying a rhyme which goes:

"you smell like you farted (farted)
harded (harded)
a-b, honour roll all f’s you retarded"

guy 1: you smell like you farted 😳
guy 2: farded 🤯

by jayquan. October 4, 2021

Id like to see you try

Means the person is doubting your ability and is taunting you.

Like you won't actually do it or be capable to accomplish that task

Person 1: I can totally kick your ass
Person 2: Id like to see you try (doesn't really think you can do it)
and either person 1 steps up to the challenge or sits down like a lil b****

by soffG November 19, 2018

You play ball like a girl

The worst insult any man can bestow upon another man. The slight utterance of this word will leave another man dead where he stands.

Only use this if the roast sesh you’re having has escalated too far

Guy 1: “you bob for Apples in the toilet, and you like it”

Guy 2: “you play ball like a girl!”

Guy 1: *collapses*

by Dadoof21 March 11, 2018

fucked up like a T-rex

To be so out of your minde that your arms donot function and you just growl when you talk.

Look at him he fucked up like a T-Rex.

by jakesgixxer April 26, 2011