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Barista Effect

The well known practice of men being kind to a cute stranger because they don't want to destroy their chances to fuck her in the far distant future, no matter how remote the possibility.
Jack always tipped Jill extra at Starbucks due to the Barista Effect.
by Butlerman December 13, 2021
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the rakela effect

the rakela-effect appears when you simp for a lot of guys only because of their looks. This effect is widely known to be highly contagious.
"wait, is it just me or does he look kinda fine."

"omg you're right, he does. look at that."

"oh wow, I think I have a new crush."

the rakela effect is more serious than I thought it would be
by sundaeservice December 14, 2021
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The Angel Effect

The angel effect manifest itself in particular social situations, mostly during a discussion or an argument in which multiple people are involved. Imagine you're having a heated discussion with a person (they're insulting you or something) and a friend steps in to defend your side. You, instead of thanking your friend, start to insult him back for no apparent reason. This is the angel effect.
Person 1: Yo bro how much cream have you used in this pasta, it's awful.
Friend: Nah, it's nice I enjoyed it
You (referring to the friend): shut up!! You can't even cook.
Person 1: Guys I just witnessed the angel effect
by antomina December 20, 2021
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Futurama effect

The effect caused by an artificial and arbitrarily imposed wait on an action you're waiting for a human to process even though it could and should be completely and totally fucking automated in 2021. The human in question at the end of the waiting period will literally pick up a clipboard or look at some excel sheet and click process on some 90s looking terminal program to make whatever you're waiting for happen and ultimately relieve you of the agony. Named after the Futurama storyline of them unfreezing people after x amount of years have passed from their death.
- Hey Marge, that international wire transfer you were waiting for has finally came through after 20 days, must have been a mess to process for them.
- Nah, I think we're just unknowing victims of the futurama effect.
by nordurljosahvida December 23, 2021
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Mandela Effect

saying that something is there when it really wasn't
James: Dude, didn't you know that Curious George has a tail?
Joe: you just experienced the mandela effect
James: what
by SebDoesDefinitions_ March 14, 2022
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Reggie effect

The Reggie effect is when Reggie is around Jordan’s talks outrageously crazy
You say something little . Jordan replies “ nigga look at your life do you have a car ? , do you have a job . Reggie effect
by Play station party March 16, 2022
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The Finley effect

When she or he legs are shaking after sexual intercourse involved by fucking for at least 30 minutes in bed or in car
I just gave you the Finley effect
by Ben Harrison the 33334 March 18, 2022
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